Total Medals Earned: 530 (From 116 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,370 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (70/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Make five "friends" at once.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 4/30 (25/360 points)
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Take the freeway exit.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 15/18 (230/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (70/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Beat the game
Bounce back from a really low health amount